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[18 Jul 2005|02:10pm]

brian: i didn't want you to know i was a virgin... its my own personal business
john: well brian, it doesn't sound like you're doing any business

o man that line kills me EVERYTIME!
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claire? thats a fat girls name [24 Jun 2005|12:21pm]

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Does anyone know where to get jhon bender icons?

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[11 Jun 2005|04:30pm]

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Hi guys I am new to the community and i would just like to say John Bender is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot! :D

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[16 Dec 2004|01:49pm]

Hey guys!

I'm new to the community, just wanted to say they're showing TBC on WE today, it was on this morning & it'll be back on at 8. Now for some Bender wisdom:

Claire: What's your name?
John: What's yours?
Claire: Claire.
John: Claire?
Claire: Claire. It's a family name.
John: Oh, it's a fat girl's name.
Claire: Oh, thank you.
John: You're welcome.
Claire: I'm not fat.
John: Well not at present, but I can see you really pushing maximum density. See I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people: there's fat people that were born to be fat, and there's fat people that were once thin but became fat... so when you look at 'em you can sorta see that thin person inside. You see, you're gonna get married, you're gonna squeeze out a few puppies and then, uh...
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[13 Jul 2004|02:59pm]

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'do you slip her the hot beef injection?'

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[21 Apr 2004|07:06pm]

so we figured out what it says on the pin John has on his gloves.

"not saved".


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[18 Mar 2004|11:09pm]

I wish I was john bender too....

or rather some chick he was into.
... no THE chick he was into.
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